Stuff you'd rather not think about, let alone buy, no.27

Much of my preparation for this trip has involved hanging about camping shops, buying things I've never wanted to own and will hopefully never use again.

Take this stuff for example, recommended as "absolutely indispensible" by Mr B. M. of West Dulwich ("I use it every day, and not just when I'm running"). It's nipple grease Bryan, and I'm a wee bit concerned about the direction our friendship is taking.