Porters have been dispatched to widen all existing long drops on the mountain. NATO have been asked to air drop more wet wipes and bigger shovels. Kilimanjaro in state of emergency after the one man ozone layer attack of last night/ this morning. Never have the locals seen so much glacial meltwater.
And all this from a man who uses a Chanel compact.
Love Woodsy & Hinchy
Get climbing you mincer!
ReplyDeleteNotice you're staying out of the pictures Woodsy. Mind you unless you've taken a wide angle lens, I suppose there is only room for Hinchy!! Now enough of the posing and get climbing - says he from the comfort of his duvet!!
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